Legal

Stuff We Have to Tell You...

Customer Information:
Information is collected at the time of a sale in order to complete the sale and deliver the products. Customer lists are not sold or distributed to third parties. ARatLivesHere.com does not use customer lists to send solicitations, nor does it accept email submissions.

Credit Card Transactions:
Credit card transactions are processed by Zazzle.com A professional payment authorization service was chosen for added security and reliability. Only the purchase price and the credit card information provided by the customer is supplied to Zazzle.com. Information collected during transactions is maintained in their database for accounting and billing purposes. Information from these transactions is not released to third parties. Zazzle.com does not maintain a copy of the credit card information on its servers.

Customer Information:
Information is collected at the time of a sale in order to complete the sale and deliver the products. Customer lists are not sold or distributed to third parties. ARatLivesHere.com does not use customer lists to send solicitations, nor does it accept email submissions.

Cookies:
No cookies are used by ARatLivesHere.com. unless it's time for dessert or someone pours a glass of milk.

No Third Party Downloads:
No Images, files, or cookies are downloaded from third-party servers. This means no banner networks, hidden "web bugs" (images of size 1x1 pixel used to track users).

Mailing Lists:
ARatLivesHere.com may maintain subscription mailing lists. All users must confirm their subscriptions via return e-mail. Users are never added based on requesting information, making a purchase, or forgetting to uncheck some box during ordering.

The restrictions on the dissemination of personal information are not subject to change. The policy is updated occasionally but the changes will not reduce the privacy protection of visitors. If there are changes made in the future the changes will not affect information already collected.

Social Media:
This website, nor any of its founding fathers and mothers, do not participate in any of the mainstream social media platforms.

Disclaimer:
We here at ARatLIvesHere.com are constantly asked about the actual identities of the fictitious family seen on these pages. They are professional actors portraying characters created specifically for this website. Honest.

For over 15 years now, we have been told that many people think that the family depicted here are in actuality, real. This could not be further from the truth. This family has been created for your amusement and education (learn from their mistakes). They are no more real than belief in the future, justice or karma. This family is best viewed as a figment of our imaginations, here as a lesson to us all that websites can, and often do, lie. Surf the web at your own risk.

This site contains nearly 100% Canadian content as prescribed by the CIC. No Canadians were harmed during the construction of this website, save for a minor groin pull which is currently being treated. All roof leaks have been fixed to the level of the Royal Canadian Roof Safety Society, and any dead dogs have been removed from the property.

Also, this site is completely for sale, if you want to purchase it, simply enclose 2 million dollars (Canadian) and not a penny less, in your email to us and we will send you the deed. Totally worth it.