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Welcome to the official online home of a fictitious Canadian family. As always you have proved worthy by successfully completing the Royal Canadian Aptitude Test®, not every person passes the test and we've got the stats to back up that claim. If you feel that you barely passed the RCAT, take a look at these helpful videos.

As you can tell by the calendar, it's hockey season and that means pucks, pucks and more pucks (and maybe a little licking). Follow along with your favourite team, as long as that team is the world famous Montreal Canadiens. This family may be fictitious, but their love for the Habs is real.

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Hockey Season Begins Amid Fanfare and Ice Chips

Most of what you see on this site is nearly 100% Canadian content. The fictitious family would also like to let you all know that they recycle. Canadians are also known to enjoy a tasty brew, hockey games on a Wednesday night, Charlie the Unicorn and all things outdoors, especially bikes. They also love their dogs, regardless of allergies. One thing Canadians don't like are rude people, so if you consider yourself rude, you best be moving on from this site now, maybe try here. Please and thank you. Oh yeah, Canadians are also overly polite.

For those of you who have been here before, you might notice a different header now, sadly the old Flash animation header is no longer supported by the internet, so to make up for it, we're giving every one of you a trophy for participation. Enjoy the site's new features and don't forget, the site may be new, but the family is still fictitious.