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Welcome to the official online home of a fictitious Canadian family. As always you have proved worthy by successfully completing the Royal Canadian Aptitude Test®, not every person passes the test and we've got the stats to back up that claim. If you feel that you barely passed the RCAT, take a look at these helpful videos.
As you can tell by the calendar, it should be hockey season and we should be enjoying a Wednesday night on the sofa with some stubbies. Instead we have more talking, way less playing and some sick hockey players.
DOGS EATS OWNER'S BRAIN*
* Or rather a hunk of ground beef that vaguely looks like a human brain. Either way the dog came in, ate the brain and got away quickly. Last seen heading through the Lawson Creek cutoff towards Ambleside Beach wearing a jaunty green overcoat and licking its chops. If you see this animal, approach with caution, don't let it corner you in an elevator.
A New Hockey Season: The Coronavirus Bubble
Most of what you see on this site is nearly 100% Canadian content. The fictitious family would also like to let you all know that they recycle. Canadians are also known to enjoy a tasty brew, hockey games on a Wednesday night, Charlie the Unicorn and all things outdoors, especially bikes. They also love their dogs, regardless of allergies. One thing Canadians don't like are rude people, so if you consider yourself rude, you best be moving on from this site now, maybe try here. Please and thank you. Oh yeah, Canadians are also overly polite.
For those of you who have been here before, you might notice a different header now, sadly the old Flash animation header is no longer supported by the internet, so to make up for it, we're giving every one of you a trophy for participation. Enjoy the site's new features and don't forget, the site may be new, but the family is still fictitious.
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